"Dear Magic Shop Rentals:
Recently, I rented one magic hat (item #32448494932) from your store so as to pull a rabbit from said for my 20,000 view celebration party. I was shocked to find that from said hat, instead of the small quadraped creature I had anticipated, I managed to extrude a rather bubbly young anthropomorhpic bunny girl in a pink bikini. I am only glad that no minors were attending the party as such a spectacle would have caused some confusion for those who had yet to enter puberty.
However, the aforementioned bunny girl had the misfortune of encountering one of our guests, an eccentric feline princess, who has the uncanny infatuation with fattening up young female anthros. Said princess did so to said bunny girl, but in accordance to rental agreements, I had return all products and contents. As the enclosed photograph shows, getting the young bunny girl into the aforementioned hat took Herculean effort, and it can be assumed that it will be a while before she can be extruded from the hat again.
Given the circumstances, I would like to forewarn that I will be taking much more serious precautions when hiring your services in the future.
If you don't like impossibly big things being squeezed into impossibly small things, blame
for giving me the idea.